The truth will out! It's the inevitable exposition-before-final-battle episode, as we find out who killed who and when. Meanwhile, out back, the end is getting nigher...
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Hobson & Choi Podcast #31 - Cornered Animals by Nick Bryan on Mixcloud
When last we met, I was having some massive writing days, but also worrying that I was maiming my ability to function in a basic human way. I was also developing a growing addiction to 2048, the stupid tile-matching number puzzle which has managed to somehow bypass my usual instinctive avoidance of timesink phone games.
Not content with pouring hours into the Doctor Who version on my computer, I have now downloaded the actual app for my phone. It has not improved matters. But anyway, this isn't meant to be a weekly blog where I moan about my latest procrastination discovery (although that by far one of the biggest challenges I face in my authorial life, sadly) - how's the actual work going, Nick?
Probably, to be honest, as no Hobson means no ongoing serial and I can confirm it is continuing. But what about the dog???
So, yes, another minor turning point in H&C. It's also the end of March, and if anyone fancies voting for us in the Jukepop Top 30, that is always handy. Thank you all. There may be a WriteBlog later if I can pull together the time and inspiration, but if not, there's always the post about turning 30 I did the other day.
Today is my thirtieth birthday, as you probably already know if you follow me on social media, we're friends in real life or spoke to me for any length of time in the last month. To mark this occasion, here's a short blog post, including a picture of my amazing cake. If you find this overly self-indulgent, don't worry, my new Walking Dead review is up today as well.
So, well done me. Three decades and still alive. After a Philosophy degree (yes, I have a Philosophy degree - ask about the meaning of life now!), so many novels I've lost count, some therapy, some houseshares, some drinks, a whole lot of fuckin' TV reviews, fifty-nine Hobson & Choi chapters, thirty H&C Podcasts, nineteenWriteBlogs and the realisation I enjoy numbering my projects far too much, here I am.
I'm pretty sure this is the most together I've been in my life since I hit self-awareness at around 16, which is terrifying and reassuring at the same time. The writing is finally coming together, after I stopped attempting literary fiction about the human condition and just embraced my love of blowing shit up and telling jokes about shit.
Happily, avoided too much moping about being old by realising that my younger self wasn't as good as the current one, so I'll accept the shortening of my life in order to not be such a pain. Which sounds like a dilemma from a science-fiction novel, now I think about it. "This injection will make you less of a dick, but also shave ten years off your life... will you accept it?"
Yeah. Alright then. Probably won't write that novel though, it sounds terrible.
It's almost my 30th birthday, so it's time for our thirtieth podcast! I'm pretty hungover from last night's party as I type this, but happily the actual show was recorded a few days back. Meanwhile, in the fictional world of H&C, the net is closing...
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Hobson & Choi Podcast #30 - All Together Now by Nick Bryan on Mixcloud
I started these WriteBlogs back in October, mostly as a way of creating imagined mass peer-pressure and encouraging me to finish my damn novel edits. Since then, they've gone through a range of topics, including thoughts on comics writing and moaning about my near-misses with writer's block.
Well, this week we came full circle, as I got back into the novel edits hard, and ended up working on the very chapters I was blogging about when I first started the whole cycle. And then... well, I deleted a lot of them. This writing shit is brutal.
So yes, we're headed towards another conclusion. How can our heroes get out of this? Will everyone (including Markus the dog) even manage it? Tune in next week.
And now, I go to prepare myself psychologically for my upcoming 30th birthday. Good luck, me.
And, in less glaring but still memorable news, only a week until my 30th birthday. Le gasp.
The final confrontation begins! Upcoming Hobson & Choi projects revealed! The most exciting podcast since... ever?
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Hobson & Choi Podcast #29 - Gone Quiet by Nick Bryan on Mixcloud
Two weeks ago, I spent the best part of seven days bashing my head against the same short story brief, before concluding that I simply didn't have the right idea. So, last week, I went off to write other things, only to be distracted by the plumbing in our house going wrong.
This week, at last, I got my shit together. A nice man came over and rearranged our pipework (only sounds dirty) so we can have both hot water and heating at the same time. Meanwhile, I went to multiple cafes, battered the keys of my poor netbook within an inch of their lives and seem to have produced, at long last... stuff.
And yes, the title Two Surprises is a mini-tribute to the old episode Two Escapes. Because since I have two main characters, they might as well sometimes share experiences.
Hope you're all well - if you've got some time to kill and fancy doing the Hobson & Choi empire a favour, a review on Web Fiction Guide is always dandy.
By way of small thank-you, here is another A LINE I WROTE TODAY video, this week previewing a line from next week's H&C #59. So, yes, it's even relevant to this post.
Time to take stock now, as Hobson & Choi assess their suspects list before the case moves into its final stage. Meanwhile, I've been reading a lotta X-Men comics...
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Hobson & Choi Podcast #28 - Suspects On Parade by Nick Bryan on Mixcloud
Last week, I discussed how my writing wasn't entirely flowing, words refusing to come out no matter how long I stared at the page. In a typical ironic-sadistic finger-of-fate fashion, this week I had a much easier time getting the material down when I was at the keyboard, but... was frustratingly not finding much opportunity.
No sooner had I lined up a few clear days of work, the pipework in our house experienced severe explosive turbulence, all over our bathroom floor, leaving me waiting in for a lot of plumbers. Don't worry, this won't be a whole blog about plumbing - even better, there will be a video!
And no, the title Interview With The Wolf-Man doesn't imply any relation to the various horror films with similar titles. I'm just hoping to lure people who like that sort of thing in, so they can fall in love with our serial and keep reading.
In other H&C news, we were #2 on Jukepop for February! Excellent news, although that means the only way to progress is to hit #1. So, um, yeah, if everyone could just go vote heavily now? It is my 30th birthday soon, and that would be a delightful present...
Walking Dead review up now on Dork Adore! Beth and Daryl go semi-solo!
And this is the week I get everything back on track. No, really, I mean it. Watch me go.
Hobson and Choi do some mature acronym comedy in our CSI tie-in special! Meanwhile, I talk about blogging in the back matter - Check here to find out if I actually did any...
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Hobson & Choi Podcast #27 - Crusty Semen Inspectors by Nick Bryan on Mixcloud
